Lockdown three million and it's finally happened... yes that's right I'm back at the kitchen table. Let's just take a moment to discuss...

A loud bang startles me and I almost slide off my stool. I wasn't asleep, though; far from it. My gaze is glued, with barely controlled...

So I'm surfing the net, you know, procrastinating which honestly is what I'm best at, and I find this. I'm writing a book at the moment...